Self;Name/Alias: Setine
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E-mail Address: setine chan at geee mail dot com
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Character;Character: Hades
Fandom: Greek Mythology
Character age: He's as old as time. :(
Residence: Manhattan, Upper Ear Side
Occupation: God of Death || Banker/Broker
Reserved Character? Yes
History;Canon or AU? Erm. None?
Supernatural powers? His supernatural powers are anything that relates to Death, seeing as he is the God of. It's common knowledge that he resides over the world of Death and maintains the balance of living and the deceased. He knows your parents, your parent's parents and everyone in the family tree. Hades is the person that knows a person's fate because after all, the Fates do report to him for their duties. However, that doesn't mean that he broadcasts that particular trait about himself. And for the City, he also messes with the stock market to cause bankers to kill themselves. It's a fun little game to him to see what drives mortals to their death.
Additionally, he
is the God of Wealth and precious materials because he resides under the surface where all valuable minerals are stored.
Weaknesses: He
loathes the Sun; he might care for his Nephew, plague and pestilence, but he hates something so bright and sunny. He wears so many layers of sunscreen, sunglasses and covers up because he hates the feel of it. Another weakness is Persephone; every woman he tries to hook up with gets turned into a plant.
Wikipedia [or other] link to Canon Information: Hades Anything else we should know? He's a grumpy guss. :| And his favorite song is "Hard To Live In The City" by Albert Hammond Jr
In-Game Backstory: [ie. Character history]
After World War I, Hades found that being the God of Death was getting to be too boring and everyone was going monotheist. He also started to notice that as time progressed, t humans started to love to play God and that their desire for immortality was beyond a physical state. It was at but a metaphysical state; they wanted glory to resonate throughout the ages and to sculpt the world to last forever.
First, he started in the United States and caused the Great Depression and then the Dust Bowl. So, to tell everyone to shove it, he came to the surface and started to leave among everyone. He traveled throughout Europe, first of all living in Russia to mess with the United States from there, messing with their weather to piss off Demeter until the end of the Cold War.
Then, the roaring 90s happened and he started to enjoy messing with the stock markets on a grander level. And so, he moved to New York city, adopted the name Hayden and started to create mayhem. The contagion in Asia created by the over investing by American investors in Thailand, then he caused the world economy to halt for the market to crash in 2000 and now, the current economic crisis.
Questions;Set I.Who or what, if anything, would you die for? I'm not going to answer that question, that is just fucking retarded to ask the God of Death.
Who or what, if anything, would you kill for? Don't make me start listing all the stuff I've killed a person for. Just know that don't anger me, or make me really
moody. Or drunk. But there's not really a difference, is there? To kill for something is fruitless; you never get to see it blossom and then your decedents just fuck it up again.
Would you rather learn everything there is to know, or experience everything there is to experience? Throwing this question out too. I know all there is to know, and I don't really feel like experience everything there is to experience, mainly because I don't really care. Fine, child birth is a beautiful experience; but just think that one day your baby is going to die. Possibly violent, possibly in its own shit- you pick.
What is your guilty pleasure? I'm amazing at playing games. I'm the best at
"Life", I'll rock your world. Don't you dare judge me; once you're in the Underworld as long as I have, Then you can tell me what I'm supposed to do with all my time.
If you could save any historical figure from their untimely death, who would it be? Throwing this out too. I'll tell you why, I don't like anyone and all the historical figures are idiots. Besides, why would I bother going against the fates? If they died, it would be because the Fates decided that they should die; ergo, not my problem.
If you could have any superpower, what would it be? I'm the God of Death and Wealth, I have the most awesome power
ever. What more do you want me to do?
If you could kill any living person in the world, who would you kill? Where to
start? Disney. Definitely Disney, most people think that Hades has flaming blue hair and says phrases like "batta bing, batta boom" as if I'm from New Jersey, really? And I wouldn't want to kill my baby brother (who is not that saintly, let me tell you), I just want to make him miserable for all eternity. There's a difference.
Which would you rather give up: television or books? I've lived without them both. Books are fine and all, and television doesn't provide me to actually bother thinking. So, it's rather even; they both rot your brain.
Your hearing, or your eyesight? Hearing. The less I have to lesson to the rest of the family, the better it is for everything and everyone.
What is your favorite thing to do when you’re alone?Masturbate. I'm alone six months out of the year and my wife likes to turn the women I sleep with into plants. Tell me what else I'm supposed to do?
If you were stranded on an island and could only take one thing, what would it be? Petroleum and detergent. If I'm going to be stranded on an island, I'm going to pollute Poseidon's ocean, and then I'm going to clean it up by killing everything. That would make
me feel a whole lot better.
If you could solve any one current world crisis, which would you solve? What's wrong with the current crisis on everything? One, most of them I caused, and two why would I ruin my own fun? Humans think they're better than us, let them fix it themselves. I hear Home Depot has this amazing carpenter on staff.
What is your biggest pet peeve? Everything. Breathing too heavily, birds chirping, people smiling, Demeter, Zeus, families etc...
If you could be on one TV reality show, which would it be? Deal or No Deal or a trivia show. It's every easy to convey people to let you win if you're going to die. But, in reality, isn't life one big TV reality show?
Is the glass half empty or half full? That is a half-assed job no matter what way you look at it.
Do you believe in love at first sight? ... yes. It's called "The Rape of Persephone", I suggest you read it for my stance on the subject.
Do you believe in God? Which one?
If you could commit any felony with impunity, which would it be? Which one
haven't I done?
If you were on the Titanic and there was only room for one person on your lifeboat, would you save your mother or your best friend? Seeing as my mother would be the one that was sinking the Titanic and my best friend is a three-headed dog - hmmm, Cerberus.
Would you sleep with your boss to keep from losing your high-end job? I
am the boss, everyone selects "yes" for this question.
Set II. Describe how you met your best friend.How do they describe the creation of Cerberus? But, now you know the name of my best friend and he's ten times better than your best friend. I forged him to be the guardian of my Underworld, the fiercest of beasts to strike fear in the heart of men. But in actual reality, he's an Iam's puppy.
Describe the worst thing you’ve ever done. One time, I got piss drunk and I was talking to Poseidon out on his boat. He told me that I was being too hard on the brat brother, and then I made a comment about being stuck in the Underworld. He had the balls to reply that the Underworld is ten times better than the Ocean because at least when all the Dolphins that get turned into Tuna come down there. Then, he got pissy and created this Hurricane. I think you know what happened after that, it's called FEMAGATE.
I'd say sorry, only I'm not really sorry. In
fact, I'm actually pretty fucking amused by it. ♥ No hard feelings, not that there are any considering the levees.
Describe your first kiss. It was amazing; I saw my future wife in a field and I got my chariot to steal her from her mother's garden. Blah, blah, blah, Demeter bitches to Zeus, Zeus is a pussy and tells Perry not to eat anything, but she easts something - but then, then, I got that kiss.
Describe the most difficult experience you have ever had to deal with. A few years ago, actually. I had a chance to rat Zeus out to Hera about fucking that maiden (or ... man, you can't tell these days with their hair) or to bribe him into making an asshole of himself in exchange for my silence. Needless to say which one I chose.
Bastard owes me, and now you're stuck with Carrot Top. You can thank me later.
Describe a situation in which you took charge. ... None. I'm all the way down here away from the world, I don't do anything. I just sit and watch how the world goes past me. [Sigh] It's not a good thing, is it?